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About awkwardology : i enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes and laughing at them derisively to distract me from the many issues i actually need to deal with but which i keep putting off bc "i'll do it right after this".
things that make me happy:
• peter pan
• sherlock holmes
• strawberry jelly
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015