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About awkwardology : i enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes and laughing at them derisively to distract me from the many issues i actually need to deal with but which i keep putting off bc "i'll do it right after this".
things that make me happy:
• peter pan
• sherlock holmes
• strawberry jelly
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML
Friday 5 February 2016