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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3354
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About awkwardology : i enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes and laughing at them derisively to distract me from the many issues i actually need to deal with but which i keep putting off bc "i'll do it right after this".

things that make me happy:
• tea
• anime
• books
• peter pan
• jenga
• sherlock holmes
• water
• strawberry jelly
• magic
• madlibs
• pillows
• keyboards

awkwardology's page activity

Visits<b>Septavius</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:09pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:07am<b>bradoiler</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:46pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 3:44am<b>as986</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 11:43pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 8:21am<b>Lanker</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 5:49am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:08am<b>looking4funny</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:45pm<b>luna123</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:10pm<b>allimarcy</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:58pm<b>carcinoid</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:40am<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:52am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 9:05am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:09pm<b>oak_tree219</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:05pm<b>Xhase</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:57am<b>BigSeedDeed99</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:06pm

Fucked!<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:52am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:40am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 4:34pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 7:21pm<b>collinchildress</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:47am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:36am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 2:58pm<b>pinkpig23</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 1:38am

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awkwardology's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32438) - you deserved it (2637)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:23pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43720) - you deserved it (4873)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

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