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awkwardology

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  • Number of visits : 2419
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About awkwardology : i enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes and laughing at them derisively to distract me from the many issues i actually need to deal with but which i keep putting off bc "i'll do it right after this".

things that make me happy:
• tea
• anime
• books
• peter pan
• jenga
• sherlock holmes
• water
• strawberry jelly
• magic
• madlibs
• pillows
• keyboards

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awkwardology's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (2266)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:23pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40889) - you deserved it (4568)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)



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