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awkwardmess

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awkwardmess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1711
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About awkwardmess : Hey, I'm santana and I spend waaay more time on this site than I should.

awkwardmess's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:15am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:57am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:13am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:43pm<b>python199</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:33pm<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:33pm<b>AK7186</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:48pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:06am<b>monty_money_</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:52pm<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:03pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:12pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:38am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:43pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:18am<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:00am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:15am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:25pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 6:05pm

Fucked!<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:13am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:26am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:38pm<b>monty_money_</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:28pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 3:10pm<b>Kevin_angel</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:06pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:05am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:31am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:31am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 1:58pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 2:18am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 8:54pm

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awkwardmess's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2983)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33045) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26444) - you deserved it (3245)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (4268)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (3320)

On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (8717)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

#21407700
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (4529)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

#21378741
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31581) - you deserved it (1992)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (9356)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

#21368886
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35849) - you deserved it (2416)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (10191)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30520) - you deserved it (3299)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29818) - you deserved it (2489)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (246) - you deserved it (31942)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

#21355268
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (7161)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:54am - love - by StrawHatBill (man) - United States



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