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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML


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