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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1624
  • Number of comments : 361
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About awkwardloveannie : I'm not sure what you'll think of me so I won't bother describing myself.
you should talk to me.. don't be shy I speak English Spanish and German if you speak one of those we can have a fun time lol..
I love to off road, dress up, play with my dogs and eat pizza, burritos, sushi, pomegranates, and milkshakes(not together)
I wanna be lame and copy people putting their favorite music so I like Eminem, Papa Roach, Bullet For My Valentine, Skillet, Alesana, We The Kings, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, stuff like that ^-^
I like to talk so you should message me or kik me lovebear.annie
I appologize if I'm a bitch to you I'm a grouchy person
Everytime I edit my profile fml changes my birthday?-?

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Fucked!<b>MistaBass</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 8:14am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:06am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:05pm<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:31pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 4:38am<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 5:12am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:55am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:57am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:29am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:30am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:59am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:22am<b>43bubba34</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 7:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:08pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:19pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:51pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:20pm<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:30pm

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awkwardloveannie's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46583) - you deserved it (4709)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46885) - you deserved it (3677)

On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50827) - you deserved it (9830)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42773) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/17/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50290) - you deserved it (4373)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46432) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51093) - you deserved it (2914)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off "real weird." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49822) - you deserved it (15818)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by jack s.b. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41692) - you deserved it (6647)

On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91096) - you deserved it (5615)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42575) - you deserved it (7646)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:23am - intimacy - by Glassjaw (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15170) - you deserved it (66895)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

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