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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
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About awkwardaardvark2 : I dance crazed teen who cant hold back the awkward moments.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (132553) - you deserved it (7061)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55856) - you deserved it (3929)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (74602)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:40pm - health - by clublulu (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (152333) - you deserved it (7160)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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