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by jellybean_94 / 08/15/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
by albert / 05/13/2009 at 8:36am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
by clublulu / 04/09/2009 at 10:40pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 10:37am / United States (New York) / Love
by Brad / 03/08/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to… Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping… Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay…