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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About awkwardaardvark2 : I dance crazed teen who cant hold back the awkward moments.

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awkwardaardvark2's favorite FMLs

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20781) - you deserved it (6157)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (2842)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (2127)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (3529)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26452) - you deserved it (8559)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17662) - you deserved it (36421)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

#15635738
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10733) - you deserved it (39639)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (6883) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

#14449374
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5785) - you deserved it (38287)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13344) - you deserved it (32857)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7536) - you deserved it (71856)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

#8169866
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29235) - you deserved it (4002)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Today, I came home from my 2 week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML

#6880463
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25089) - you deserved it (4204)

On 12/22/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

#6273079
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39035) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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