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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About awkwardaardvark2 : I dance crazed teen who cant hold back the awkward moments.

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awkwardaardvark2's favorite FMLs

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50376) - you deserved it (5996)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57165) - you deserved it (4792)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

#20666438
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44832) - you deserved it (5820)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

#20632198
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52947) - you deserved it (5001)

On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

#20475517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32188) - you deserved it (5475)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

#20166242
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20805) - you deserved it (2618)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by sarahhbear - United States (Texas)

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

#20108635
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20047) - you deserved it (1691)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

#20099119
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (1252)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

#20060053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6867) - you deserved it (24469)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

#20025968
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23865) - you deserved it (2638)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML

#19940799
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22885) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (25376)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (3687)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20877) - you deserved it (2920)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)



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