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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1735
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
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I love all of these darn faces
By-the-way my profile pic isn't me
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I just chose it because she looks suppa cool!
I do I have blue hair though....

I love to draw and illustrate! I think being youself is the most important thing, I also like to say cheesy quotes.

Be my fwiend, pwese!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

message me, i like messages

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awks's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

awks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

by Kitty / 06/01/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

by Karmas3itch / 05/12/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

by Gumfanatic302 / 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

by Iman / 05/04/2009 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "everyone poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

by anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 1:40am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

by brob56 / 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

by highlycontagious / 02/22/2009 at 4:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

by Italian_Stallion / 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Transportation