About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
I love all of these darn faces
By-the-way my profile pic isn't me
I just chose it because she looks suppa cool!
I do I have blue hair though....
I love to draw and illustrate! I think being youself is the most important thing, I also like to say cheesy quotes.
Be my fwiend, pwese!
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About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
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awks's favorite FMLs
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
by kat, ACT / 12/20/2009 at 9:37am / United States / Transportation
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
by whatthewhat / 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
by TrueScotsman / 10/29/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
by stepknee / 10/13/2009 at 10:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 2:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
by NoMoreHeadphones / 09/08/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by FAIL / 09/08/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
by foojew93 / 08/09/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
by Alice / 08/01/2009 at 4:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
by Mortified / 07/22/2009 at 5:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML
by Churizmo / 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
by homedoggieo / 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
by dontevenassk / 06/12/2009 at 12:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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