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  • Number of visits : 1134
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

I love all of these darn faces
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
Yeahhhhh
By-the-way my profile pic isn't me
_φ( ̄ー ̄ )
I just chose it because she looks suppa cool!
(#^.^#)
I do I have blue hair though....

I love to draw and illustrate! I think being youself is the most important thing, I also like to say cheesy quotes.

Be my fwiend, pwese!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

message me, i like messages
☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

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awks's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36549) - you deserved it (6280)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

#12583063
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36511) - you deserved it (3907)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40879) - you deserved it (3459)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

#12293464
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (6813)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28004) - you deserved it (3661)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (43134)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34339) - you deserved it (9383)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33391) - you deserved it (4306)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60761) - you deserved it (8356)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (4679)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

#8754431
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25497) - you deserved it (2033)

On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5438) - you deserved it (43014)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35039) - you deserved it (7444)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

#7027797
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (2180)

On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)



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