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  • Number of visits : 1048
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

I love all of these darn faces
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
Yeahhhhh
By-the-way my profile pic isn't me
_φ( ̄ー ̄ )
I just chose it because she looks suppa cool!
(#^.^#)
I do I have blue hair though....

I love to draw and illustrate! I think being youself is the most important thing, I also like to say cheesy quotes.

Be my fwiend, pwese!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

message me, i like messages
☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

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awks's favorite FMLs

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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119 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (24684)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567
127 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

#13823164
165 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (3646)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
147 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

#13383156
93 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:47pm - health - by nikki (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

#13331304
136 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

#13184282
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24004) - you deserved it (12987)

On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

#12832622
99 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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