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About awkoguako : Well, the chances of people actually reading this are slim to none but I'll write one anyways. So ya. I really enjoy SUPER cheesy pickup lines and when guys use them totally expecting them to work...just a heads up like 95% of the time they won't unless you look like you could be an Abocrombie and fitch model, but feel free to try anyways because its extremely entertaining. I really like British people, because everything's classier when it's British.Oh, when people compliment me it makes me super awkward and then I start taking about the first thing I think of, like this one time when this super cute guy told me I was cute and kissed me. Of course as soon as we stop kissing I start babbling about how i read that water bottles have estrogen in the plastic and when drunken out of a lot will start to make the person moodier and can cause men to develop man boobs. ..he had been drinking out of water bottles everyday for like three about smooth.

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