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About awkoguako : Well, the chances of people actually reading this are slim to none but I'll write one anyways. So ya. I really enjoy SUPER cheesy pickup lines and when guys use them totally expecting them to work...just a heads up like 95% of the time they won't unless you look like you could be an Abocrombie and fitch model, but feel free to try anyways because its extremely entertaining. I really like British people, because everything's classier when it's British.Oh, when people compliment me it makes me super awkward and then I start taking about the first thing I think of, like this one time when this super cute guy told me I was cute and kissed me. Of course as soon as we stop kissing I start babbling about how i read that water bottles have estrogen in the plastic and when drunken out of a lot will start to make the person moodier and can cause men to develop man boobs. ..he had been drinking out of water bottles everyday for like three years..talk about smooth.
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Friday 24 July 2015