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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awiseman : Fire Support Specialist in the United States Army.

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I agree, their lives suck

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

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