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awiseman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awiseman : Fire Support Specialist in the United States Army.

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awiseman's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34023) - you deserved it (4508)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

#21222459
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47261) - you deserved it (3897)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she's a software developer, too. Our date became a technical discussion. FML

#21195553
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (10416)

On 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm - love - by devdevdev (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44744) - you deserved it (6200)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175763) - you deserved it (34461)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

#385817
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114795) - you deserved it (43001)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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