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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awiseman : Fire Support Specialist in the United States Army.

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Today, I woke up at 4am to my mom's drunk boyfriend digging in the backyard, frantically muttering "Where the fuck is it?" When I went out and asked what was going on, he told me to get back inside or he'd dig a hole for me too. I'm beyond scared. FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 12:44pm - misc - by wtf... (man) - United States (California)

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