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About awienerd0g : Well a couple things about myself, I enjoy long walks with my master and I also enjoy having my daily fix of raw hides. I have to have my daily fix of it, if I don't I have to have my daily fix somehow anything from "old" shoes or chair legs. Master has threatened to kick me out because of this.. I am however in rehabilitation as of now, three weeks without having to have my fix as of today. Other than that though I lead a pretty normal life, I greet my owner every day whenever he leaves even though I have no idea where he has been all day. Sleep with my master every night, but it is strictly platonic. I am VERY single so any female bitches out there message me ;)
p.s. I also have a large penis and am only two years old so I can give you puppies for many years to come :)

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