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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 692
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About awh_crap : Not too much to say... Keep an amusing conversation and watch me unwind!

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (229033) - you deserved it (80543)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85533) - you deserved it (17836)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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