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About awesomeselflover : I'm: definitely not a normal teenager; crazy; odd; weird; generally friendly. I like: my 74 vw bus; music; friends; family; monster energy drinks. Ehh that's 'bout it.
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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)
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On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)
Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
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