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Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

#101898
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I agree, your life sucks (44601) - you deserved it (3997)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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50 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version



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