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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

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On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

I learnd that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check yur parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML

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On 08/04/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by alyssabree42 - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, at job, an old looool lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explaind to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continud to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

yesterday my psychiatrist askd me if I felt bad about my weight!! When I said no, he lookd surprisd and said, ( Why not? ) FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I VISITED MAH GYNECOLOGIST. AS SHE HAD HER FINGERS INSIDE ME SHE DECIDED THAT WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO SAY, "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YUR SOCKS!" FML

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah dad threw a waffle at mah face 4 his own amusement . FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and laundry stolen. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

Today My Brother's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him. He Has Been Playing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" All Day. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)



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