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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
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About awesomeamandas : caaaaaaaaaarl! that kills people!!!
i like rusty spoons.
oh my gawd. shoes.
nyan nyan nyan
i like trains
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
its raining tacos
im a banana
i like turtles
hide yo kids
its friday!
aint nobody got time for that

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awesomeamandas's favorite FMLs

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (2927) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/30/2014 at 2:51am - love - by gwengas - France (Bretagne)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML


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