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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1441
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About awesomeamandas : Riley Onyx (aww-nyx-) here bringing you a boring Bio. I'm a trans guy (FTM) with an addiction to music, gaming, anime and staying awake until my body collapses from exhaustion.
been diagnosed with major depressive disorder, anxiety, PTSD, ADHD, bipolar disorder, dyslexia, and possibly some more in the future unfortunately. my life is complete hell because of all these, and if you message me don't expect an answer, not because I'm rude but because anxiety makes it hard to reply.
I have a female Australian lab mixed dog named Nel, yes after an anime character. she would be the one in the picture. my baby girl. ~1-14-2015~
raised a Christian, became an atheist at 14, then became a satanist at 19.
I go by male pronouns for those of you wondering. I'm leaving my profile on here saying I'm a female because I prefer the pink box over the blue one.
anyway, not sure what else to put here. so bye.

hehe 69.

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Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML


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On 01/21/2016 at 9:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML


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On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML


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On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML


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On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML


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On 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML


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On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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