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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1998 (16 years)
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Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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