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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1662
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About avfcfan89 : I'm a pretty easy going guy. I really enjoy watching and playing sports. I enjoy reading FML. I also enjoy reading all the intelligent comments people have to say on here.

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Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22735) - you deserved it (12920)

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