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avfcfan89
  • Town/Country : Flower Mound, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About avfcfan89 : I'm a pretty easy going guy. I really enjoy watching and playing sports. I enjoy reading FML. I also enjoy reading all the intelligent comments people have to say on here.

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Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML

#6248047
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31548) - you deserved it (2223)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16439) - you deserved it (1395)

On 11/08/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by lauren_rox (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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