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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115703) - you deserved it (8171)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14130) - you deserved it (48588)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
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I agree, your life sucks (8778) - you deserved it (78027)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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195 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (89158)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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