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avenged7fold6661
  • Town/Country : Wamego, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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