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Today, I was asked by my mom if I could have a joint-birthday party with her dog because it would be the dog's "big 1-0." She was completely serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (2237)

On 12/19/2009 at 1:20am - animals - by dog_day (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6434) - you deserved it (53555)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML

#4660097
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On 08/19/2009 at 5:02pm - health - by flaps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by mvp (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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