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Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19554) - you deserved it (11124)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

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