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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1595
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About avatar0810 : I love video games and have hundreds of them.

I read a lot, I have three bookshelves in my house and at least half of the books are mine.

I graduated college this year (2015).

I watch Netflix a lot when I start a show that I like.

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avatar0810's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

#20116072
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (4684)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38619) - you deserved it (6556)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33759) - you deserved it (18998)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (7313)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

#18078802
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (4355)

On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

#18071770
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (7288)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (4477)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (11703)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30420) - you deserved it (3470)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (3306)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36895) - you deserved it (9870)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (11639)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13806) - you deserved it (34146)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
568 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31790) - you deserved it (18139)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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