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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2157
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About avalanche719 : What's up? The name's Travis. I'm very athletic and enjoy working out. I love paintball and try to play as much as possible. Teams: Atlanta Braves, Colorade Avalanche, Dallas Cowboys, ISU. I'm easy to get to know. Wanna know more? Feel free to shoot me a message!

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Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50736) - you deserved it (4933)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16262) - you deserved it (93030)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:42am - love - by gabe8 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61082) - you deserved it (22651)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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