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autumn_kiki
  • Town/Country : mcalester, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 December 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61691) - you deserved it (9228)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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