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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she… Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and… Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get…