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by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed… Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't… Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I…