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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/16/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
by anon / 03/05/2011 at 5:15am / United States (California) / Health
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by georgiahick / 12/30/2010 at 9:09am / Intimacy
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
by dickwebs / 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm / Germany / Animals
by Bob / 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by nothingdoes / 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
by deadinavan / 10/13/2010 at 8:57am / Germany (Bayern) / Transportation
by ifpigsflew / 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2010 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 3:47am / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Love