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Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (64222) - you deserved it (5158)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

I discoverd that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes !! And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, even my soon-to-be father-in-law !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (6914) - you deserved it (24843)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (51750)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked my grlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (6926)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:34am - love - by Sdutent (man) - United States (Washington)

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