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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47215) - you deserved it (4598)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (3059)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7223) - you deserved it (26427)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from mobile version



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