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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML


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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML


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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML


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