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austincain117
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About austincain117 : My name is Austin, I like to game and watch anime. It's a miracle I'm not fat. I got snapchat but I'm not telling you what my username is. Oh and I'm a software engineering major at Michigan Tech

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Visits<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - 8 minutes ago<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:44pm<b>LeashaJoy5595</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 2:46am<b>StrawberryPotato</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:01pm<b>pacelily</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:09pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Smennant</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:11am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Twigz666</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:41pm<b>Mad1son15</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 4:13pm<b>dillonfi</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:36pm<b>bellak13</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:25pm<b>TheAtomicBomb</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:21pm<b>ariesfyre00</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:15pm

Fucked!<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - just now<b>pacelily</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:03am<b>Smennant</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:45pm<b>Twigz666</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:41am<b>dillonfi</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:36pm<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:07am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:10am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:31pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:56pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:02pm<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:00pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 8:08am<b>karigaskarth</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 8:51pm<b>rosie_smi</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:14am<b>Kendal15</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 4:27am<b>briannabecker</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 10:09pm<b>sammurphy02</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 5:35pm<b>stupidityisme</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 9:34am

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austincain117's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41864) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47426) - you deserved it (4623)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36574) - you deserved it (3093)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

#7873279
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7636) - you deserved it (27863)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from mobile version



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