Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

auntiecassie

Search for a member

auntiecassie
  • Town/Country : somersworth, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1128
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

auntiecassie's last visitors

NaN101MrEdbryan788egc573trqskqTiwuzFMyLifeGod040

auntiecassie's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of auntiecassie's badges

auntiecassie's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

#488683
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12061) - you deserved it (51332)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by mikej1985 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59715) - you deserved it (7398)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28790) - you deserved it (85965)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28790) - you deserved it (85965)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML

#264101
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53910) - you deserved it (4771)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:58pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43784) - you deserved it (4195)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36726) - you deserved it (2048)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177490) - you deserved it (7214)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16493) - you deserved it (7481)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19998) - you deserved it (4876)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

#685
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13298) - you deserved it (2051)

On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by