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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7400
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About augustdanielle : hi ;D add me on myspace,
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augustdanielle's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

#2940204
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63565) - you deserved it (6051)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38430) - you deserved it (63981)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77894) - you deserved it (8621)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71514) - you deserved it (11924)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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