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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today , my little nieces an nephews were about to have a water balloon fight!! I was told to take pictures!! They hit me!! And my $600 camera!! FML

Taday my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found outhen I tried to walk down them in socks. mega FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

#3120236
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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, 9 year old nephew found his way onto iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Taday my boyfriend and I took a late night drive , and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess" . He came out and gave me a box of tampons . Apparently I've been bitchy . FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went out to dinner wit my broter. Tere was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away wo kept glancing at me. Wen my broter excused imself to te batroom, te man worked up te courage to come over an introduce imself to me. He asked me if my broter was single. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting looool bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said ayy beautiful so I smild. He then askd if I was free on friday night. I smild and said "yes y do u ask?" He lookd up from the bananas and pointd to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do u know that gullible said slowly sound like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minute trying to looool get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't!! FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, mah mom had one too many and announced to all of mah friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani!! FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah grlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't!! FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. fat FML

#2953608
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On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I LET MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN BOYFRIEND SPEND THE NIGHT. FOR MONTHS WE HAD BEEN FIGHTING ABOUT HIS NEW FLAME. AFTER HE CONVINCED ME THAT THEY R NO LONGER AN ITEM, WE HAD THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SEX THEN WE FELL ASLEEP. I AWOKE TO HIM MOANING HER NAME. FOLLOWED BY PELVIC THRUSTS. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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