About audreys510 : I'm Audrey. I'm 18, a senior in college...I'm a mathematics major, computer programming minor. I also have a passion for makeup. I work as a research assistant in an economics research lab.
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by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by heartbroken / 01/23/2013 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
by mavstrr1764847 / 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
by GuiltByTenuousAssociation / 03/01/2010 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
by sassman / 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…