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by nothanks / 05/01/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
by kharrington / 04/07/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Hanna / 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by guest / 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by ewww / 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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