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audiofreak95
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
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I agree, your life sucks (22042) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11424) - you deserved it (3044)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3810) - you deserved it (27537)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (5876)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16562) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37189) - you deserved it (18376)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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