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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (5024)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12604) - you deserved it (48617)

On 10/22/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. FML

#18039079
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23784) - you deserved it (4803)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37306) - you deserved it (5740)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43218) - you deserved it (12583)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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