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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (4682)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (4682)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37881) - you deserved it (2764)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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