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aturcios1
  • Town/Country : ideekayy, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About aturcios1 : I enjoy reading fmls because some of them are hilarious and make me laugh I'm very social so if u wanna talk message\comment mee :)

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
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I agree, your life sucks (33930) - you deserved it (6436)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
150 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24121) - you deserved it (3458)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

#17360592
108 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm - kids - by CrappyLuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
240 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)



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