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atomicwedgie4u
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About atomicwedgie4u : I love samurai films, cartoons & art. That's the start.

I believe in one very simple rule, sleep with a clear conscience or die with a life of regrets. Every action in my life has made me who I am today (good & bad), to change even the smallest thing could change were & what I am today. If I did something today & felt it was the correct action at that time then why should I bitch about it a year later. I'd rather turn 50 & look back to say I made good choices & bad choices & this is were they've brought me, now lets see what I wake up to tomorrow. I only have one life & it's mine to do with as I please so I'd rather smile & know I did my best when I die then say if I'd only done this different. If it wasn't important to change back then it certainly isn't worth it now.......

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Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (6081)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (6226)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11509) - you deserved it (41490)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10807) - you deserved it (22367)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:17am - misc - by ditsy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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