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About atomicwedgie4u : I love samurai films, cartoons & art. That's the start.
I believe in one very simple rule, sleep with a clear conscience or die with a life of regrets. Every action in my life has made me who I am today (good & bad), to change even the smallest thing could change were & what I am today. If I did something today & felt it was the correct action at that time then why should I bitch about it a year later. I'd rather turn 50 & look back to say I made good choices & bad choices & this is were they've brought me, now lets see what I wake up to tomorrow. I only have one life & it's mine to do with as I please so I'd rather smile & know I did my best when I die then say if I'd only done this different. If it wasn't important to change back then it certainly isn't worth it now.......
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Friday 27 November 2015