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atav
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Fucked!<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 7:18am

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atav's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML

by SupposedlyAverage / 12/27/2014 at 9:55am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML

by notmarryingyou / 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2014 at 5:46pm / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Intimacy

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

by lovethyneighbour / 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Money

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work