Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

atav

Offline (15 hours ago) | Search for a member

atav

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About atav : Bicken Back Being Bool

atav's page activity

Visits<b>BBlah</b> - yesterday at 11:52pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:17pm<b>noah_1234</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 7:49pm<b>bellles</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 5:17pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:42pm<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 10:45pm<b>shampuukitty</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 2:42am<b>gantoman</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 8:04am<b>NOTaDISTRACTION</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:12pm<b>kianerssss</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 9:39pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 7:11pm<b>DHoang22</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 6:34pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 6:19am<b>r70093</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 4:15am<b>laamjidkek</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 3:15am<b>PROEMG</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:15am<b>JuzReading</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 6:33am<b>peceout</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 1:41pm

atav's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of atav's badges

atav's favorite FMLs

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

#21266978
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (29882)

On 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML

#21255696
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (2827)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML

#21245913
80 comments

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

#21228738
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37188) - you deserved it (4896)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm - money - by lovethyneighbour - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49125) - you deserved it (21239)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: