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by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
by SupposedlyAverage / 12/27/2014 at 9:55am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bstent / 10/20/2014 at 3:11pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML
by notmarryingyou / 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2014 at 5:46pm / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Intimacy
by lovethyneighbour / 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
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