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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML


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On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 9:55am - love - by SupposedlyAverage (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML


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On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML


Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm - money - by lovethyneighbour - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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