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Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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