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Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17580) - you deserved it (2574)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Danielle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

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On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22508) - you deserved it (4657) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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