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astralvagan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 910
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About astralvagan : If you're easily offended by something I said, I have three words of advice for you..... Eat a dick!

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Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49886) - you deserved it (8336)

On 07/31/2013 at 2:31am - love - by RayneWolf13 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58683) - you deserved it (10306)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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