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Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML


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Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML


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On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML


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