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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3370
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32012) - you deserved it (4381)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (42576)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (16992)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (15856)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13127) - you deserved it (95450)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35325) - you deserved it (2444)

On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47586) - you deserved it (5096)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (8532)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (6531)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32848) - you deserved it (4965)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (8491)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40000) - you deserved it (20266)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (4613)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (4613)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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