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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1291
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Visits<b>slappygecko</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 7:14pm<b>nevaryzarc</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:51pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 5:24pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:53am<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 2:54pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 1:42am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Cian_1</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 3:08pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 3:36am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:33pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 1:32pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:52am<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 11:57pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:47am<b>facelick</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:10pm

Fucked!<b>slappygecko</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:49pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:55am<b>dannyayala76</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:59pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:09pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:47pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:41pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:24pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:28pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:34pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:54am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:25pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:49am<b>3051628</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 1:29pm<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:41pm<b>Lee_Mimbs</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:17am

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assassinbanana0's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

by n / 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm / United States / Love

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

by uhoh.. / 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

by Fred / 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

by FunGhoost / 02/20/2015 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous